The Impersonator

How do you know what’s real and what’s not? Look around you. Are you really seeing a bunch of objects? Or are those just disturbances of energy, playing a trick on your feeble mind into believing it is surrounded by a visual world? 

Picture a tree. Why does the tree you thought of look like that? Because that is your experience. You’ll never know if what you think a tree looks like is, in fact, what a tree looks like. You only know what all the trees you’ve ever seen looked like. Even if a tree didn’t look like that, something can’t not look like something if that’s what it looks like.  

That’s the basic idea behind this pipe. It doesn’t look like a pipe at all. It looks like a pen. And to most people who see this object, it will always be a pen. You’re the only one who will know the truth: it is a pipe. 

Say you’re carrying this “pipe” down the street, and a lady walks past you and sees it. In her reality, that isn’t a pipe that looks like a pen. That is a pen. The sensory information she received entered her mind, and her mind said: “PEN.” 

Think about all the pens you’ve ever seen in your life. What if one of them had been a pipe disguised as a pen? If one of them was, you didn’t know. So that meant it also wasn’t. 

The point is, it’s not really for us to say what’s real and what’s not. You can harness that power and use it to your advantage.

With this pen chillum, no one will be the wiser. The discreet design allows you to smoke comfortably knowing you are playing a trick on the rest of the world. 

The high temperature borosilicate glass allows you to smoke and clean the pipe like a normal one-hitter, with the added bonus of the “pen” design acting as an antibacterial grip. With the cap on, the glass is protected from heights up to 4 feet. 

Make your illusion a reality, and your reality an illusion.