You’ll Float Too Bong

We all float down here… and now, so will your smoke! The You’ll Float Too Bong by Cheech Glass is the ultimate piece for IT fans, combining spine-chilling design with premium functionality. Standing 12 inches tall and made from thick borosilicate glass, this bong is as terrifyingly cool as it is smooth-hitting.

The handcrafted killer clown figurine on top isn’t just for show—its versatile hands can hold a vape pen, making it perfect for both flower and concentrate sessions. Like Pennywise lurking in the sewers, this piece grabs your attention and never lets go, with bold Cheech street-art graphics that add edgy style to the glass body.

Complete with a 14mm horned dry herb bowl for easy packing, this bong hits as hard as a red balloon popping in your face—but way more fun!

🎈 Warning: After one hit, you’ll be floating too.

Key Features

• 12-inch height – Compact yet powerful for smooth, satisfying hits.
• Creepy clown topper – Perfect for IT fans who love a spooky twist.
• Vape holder – Clown hands can hold a vape pen for dual functionality.
• Bold Cheech graphics – Street-art style design for standout aesthetics.
• 14mm horned herb bowl – Easy to lift and reload.
• Borosilicate glass – Durable, heat-resistant, and built to last.

Specifications

• Height: 12 inches
• Material: Borosilicate glass
• Design: Killer clown-themed with Cheech street art
• Joint Size: 14mm female
• Included Accessories: 14mm horned dry herb bowl

Why You’ll Love It

• Smooth, clean hits – Like floating on air, but without the creepy sewer vibes.
• Multifunctional design – Ideal for both dry herb and vape pen use.
• IT-inspired aesthetic – A must-have for horror fans and collectors.
• Durable and spooky – Thick borosilicate glass ensures long-lasting performance.
• Conversation starter – Whether you love horror or just cool glass, this piece stands out.

How to Use

1. Add water – Fill the base just above the percolator slits.
2. Pack the bowl – Load the 14mm horned herb bowl with your favorite dry herb.
3. Add a vape pen (optional) – The clown’s hands can hold a vape for extra versatility.
4. Light and inhale – Take a slow pull and enjoy the smooth, flavorful hit.
5. Clear and enjoy – Remove the bowl to finish your hit.

Care Tips

• Clean regularly – Use a glass cleaner to keep the glass pristine.
• Handle with care – While sturdy, the intricate clown design deserves gentle treatment.
• Store securely – Keep in a safe spot when not in use.

💥 Face your fears and float higher than ever with the You’ll Float Too Bong by Cheech Glass—because every session should be killer! 🤡💨🎈